charlamagnethagod: The two hardest things in the world are trying not to eat out of boredom and not taking 6 hour naps after school
shikajika: “Kids can’t learn about sexuality and gender because it’s too scary or confusing for them” yeah because YOU told them they there are ONLY straight men and straight women from the age of three and then used that limited scope an an excuse to carry on dodging the subject. I found the seven times table scary and confusing but I still had to do about 20 exams about it
the-chubby-nerd: I don’t care who you fucking think you are If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.
maxheyler: arianne—martell: Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.
xlosthope: penandpage: whisperrun: whisperrun: theneverendingdrums: anywigwilldo: after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me Nothing happened. I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE *throws down gauntlet* Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever. Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual...
txidal-waves: punkrockmermaid: “I raped that test in math cla–” No. “I raped that game earli–” Stop. “The other team totally raped us tod–” Shut the fuck up. Do you see what you’re doing? YOU ARE MAKING RAPE SOUND LIKE A POSITIVE ACTION. YOU ARE EQUATING SEXUAL VIOLENCE WITH ACHIEVEMENTS. STOP. i’ve been waiting so long for this post
ianthe: schmergo: ianthe: nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too… It tastes like an...
BUT REALLY GUYS I NEED HELP Good graduate programs for marriage and family counseling, without a high GPA requirement, in a college town. I’ve looked at Lehigh University, East Carolina University, Drexel University and the University of Akron. So basically, if you attend any of those colleges [even as an undergrad], message me and tell me how it is there!! And if you are in a graduate...
2073: money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
Making love with you Is like drinking sea water. The more I drink The...– Kenneth Rexroth, “The Love Poems of Marichiko: VII” (via syngling)
Two other women, also breast cancer survivors, said their husbands left them...– My Beef with the “I Love Boobies” Bracelets (via kusomaeda)
thebluthcompany: cinematicshit: I love Arrested Development but I have no love for its crazy fans who quote everything even the lines that are not that funny and talk about it all the time and make all their Facebook cover photos into screenshots from the show.
So, I’m [hopefully] graduating next spring, and currently looking into grad schools for marriage/couples and family therapy. Keep in mind that I have a 2.5 GPA so that requirement can’t be high. I’ve been looking into the University of Akron, Drexel University, East Carolina University, and the University of Rhode Island, mainly. Anyone who goes there, regardless of age, wanna...
WHEN GIRLS GRADUATE
whatshouldwecallgirls: via jenna-maroney
Addiction is tricky. For example: a man who quit smoking for 11 years spent 15...– (via fuckoff-mondays)
dorfs: Woops, my 10-minute study break turned into a whole year.
When my best friend is having a bad day
quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
aftershe: egberts: lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
I wrote a poem about it, and then threw it away, because that’s the last thing I...– Thought Catalog (via fawun)
sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem You can’t even see your problem