March 2012
I’m about to go to sleep. Yes, this is what happens when I don’t take a nap and I don’t go out. I go to bed at 10pm.
On a completely unrelated note, why do guys value sex over love? Can’t I have one relationship where the guy is completely okay with not fucking me for a little while? Can’t I find a guy who is completely okay with just cuddling, or holding my hand or...
Watchjuicynights:
nothinondemi:
beatingforloves:
bbaylors:
lindsaylohanthony:
-shrooms:
WHAT THE FUCK FUHGBRGKWHENKE
she died
IM PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEING AHAHAHAHA OMFG GKHYNFJKCKDFGHNGJKFDKJFGHYKGLVFCJFVGUYV HOLY FUCK WATCH!!!!!
Omg what
im screaming omg they are all laughing like omg
OMG I’M SCREAMING OH MY DEAR GOD
i’d totally be the little kid….eat that cake.
February 2012
waitingforteaagain:
Words to keep inside your pocket:
Quiescent - a quiet, soft-spoken soul.
Chimerical - merely imaginary; fanciful.
Susurrus - a whispering or rustling sound.
Raconteur - one who excels in story-telling.
Clinquant - glittering; tinsel-like.
Aubade - a song greeting the dawn.
Ephemeral - lasting a very short time.
Sempiternal - everlasting; eternal.
Euphonious -...
When I grow up, I'm going to have my first kid...
andillhaveyouknowimscaredtodeath:
OH MY GOOD GOD.
archaeosaur:
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion
I stare at you
When you’re not looking
And when you look over
When you laugh a little too loud in a quiet place
Wear shirt two times: Dirty
Wear hoodie every day for three months: Still clean
I bet Rick Astley struggles with Lent.
Wanna prove your feelings are legit?
You don’t have to show me off to your friends, you don’t have to text me all the time, you don’t have to tell about the girls in your past, you don’t have to have sex with me, you don’t have to sleep with me, you don’t have to get along with my friends. Although all of that is nice, it’s not needed.
All you have to do...
It’s 3am. My roommate bitched at me for kicking her out when I had to talk to my exwhateverthefuckhewas, but she’s in the there now just having small talk with a friend of ours. I NEED SLEEP. IT’S 3AM I HAVE BEEN UP SINCE 8AM WITHOUT A NAP I NEED SLEEP OMG LEAVE
don’t tell me i can come in. tell him to leave. i’m not havinga goddamn sleepover.
me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
THIS GIF. OH MY GOD. THIS GIF.
skarosoul:
adrimnzr:
beanbun:
I CAN’T STOP WATCHING THIS
jesus
oh my gosh, this has made my day
You can flirt and fuck all the sluts you want.
But you know at the end of the day, it comes down to me and you.
rumour:
what if bruno mars and taylor swift dated and then broke up IMAGINE THE SONGS
Confession:
I just want to be with you and I don’t know why and it hurts me everyday.
Welp, I’m in the same position that I was last year. Just a little more rough. And you know what, I don’t mind it. I really did miss his asshole self and I’m glad he’s back in my life. No one else likes it, but guess what? It’s my life and I’m going to do what I want to do. Maybe I wouldn’t be here if I followed my heart and didn’t listen to everyone...