I’m not kidding. I seriously just can’t even be around all my girl friends from last year. They’re all going out to dinner tonight, and I’m staying in and drinking until it’s time for me to go to the twins. Like, that has to be a first step of alcoholism, avoiding social contact and locking yourself in your room with vodka.

But seriously….I can’t even be around them anymore. Their high school drama makes me want to bash my head in. I can’t hear another story about how some girl said hi to one of their boyfriends. SHUT THE FUCK UP.