I’m about to go to sleep. Yes, this is what happens when I don’t take a nap and I don’t go out. I go to bed at 10pm.

On a completely unrelated note, why do guys value sex over love? Can’t I have one relationship where the guy is completely okay with not fucking me for a little while? Can’t I find a guy who is completely okay with just cuddling, or holding my hand or just making out without trying to stick his dick in me? Like, seriously. I just want a little bit of innocence and sweetness for a while. I’d rather have a love life than a sex life.

But I don’t like the nice guys who would do that for me. I like the manly douchebags. I don’t want a guy who will hold my umbrella for me when it rains and carry me over puddles, I want a guy who will steal my umbrella, splash me from the puddle and kiss me before I could yell at him. I don’t like nice guys. I’m not a nice girl, I can’t have a nice guy.